8 Lessons I Learned From Lesbian Dating Online

1.

Most websites are designed for straight people. When I use Tinder, more than half of my research results are heterosexual (I know it’s because I have a common friend) or male. This is in the case of “only women have known women”

2.

There are many different types of lesbians, most of whom date only one type of person. So if you’re a woman and you send a message to another woman who only likes a butcher woman, you’re wasting your time. If you say that in the About section, you look like a picky bastard. Body types and even race preferences have choices; why can’t you choose appearance/style types?

3.

Who sends messages to whom? Traditionally, men convey messages to women. Yes, sometimes that’s not always the case, but most of my heterosexual friends say that men leave messages for them first. Lesbians have the same problem in bars. They just gaze at each other and hope that they can grow some metaphorical balls. How many times do you need to see my profile before you have enough courage to send me messages?

4.

Is the other lesbian in the picture her ex-boyfriend or her friend? Or is her ex-girlfriend now her friend?

5.

Sometimes lovely women send you flirting messages, and when you start to love them, they say they actually have boyfriends, and they want you to join them. Bye.

6.

When Orga from Denmark sends you a message (although you clearly say you’re looking for something serious) and says, “Hey, I’ve been in town for a week. I’m looking for a friend to show me around? “Of course that means,” Do you want to be with me when I go to town? “No, I don’t want to waste my time pretending to show you some of the nasty tourist spots in my city. Oh, wait a minute… Do you feel hot? In this case, maybe.

7.

When you send a message to a girl, she never responds. A week later, you met her on a lesbian night in a bar. You didn’t know she was staring at you because she recognized you or looked at you, but didn’t read her text message.

8.

You date a girl and find that you have not only a common friend, but also a partner with your ex-boyfriend, who met on BiCupid. Lesbians don’t need six degrees of separation, usually only one degree.